A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...