Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...