A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...