Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...