Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...