You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...