Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...