It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...