A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...