Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...