Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....