Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...