Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...