RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.