A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...