Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...