A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...