I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!