Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Understanding Your Paycheck
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File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Top reasons why it’s great to be French
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...