Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...