His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...