A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...