Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...