The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...