Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...