Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...