Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!