English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...