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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...