Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...