On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...