Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...