You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...