M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...