Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...