A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...