Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What does a lion call a antelope?
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Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...