Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...