Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...