A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
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Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
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What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
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