Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...