One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...