Yankee Doodle history
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Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Discuss track types
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Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
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