Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...