Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...