Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...