Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...