The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.