There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...