Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?