Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Guyness Quiz
Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1. Alien beings from a...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...